Monday, June 8, 2009

Hurray, I finally remembered my password/had time to post. As an extremely small number of people may know I haven't had time to post because I've been so busy with a Drama Camp, a Reading Camp, and coming up, a Baseball Camp, and a History Camp. Because of this, during the summer months my posts will be extremely irregular (if they can get anymore irregular than this)

Now for some Narnia related news: The Voyage Of The Dawn Treader will be in theatres December of next year! It will be produced by 20th Century Fox as Disney dumped the franchise midway through PC.

Monday, February 9, 2009

A Retort to People Who Say God Doesn't Exist Because They Don't Believe in Him

Sorry for being so late with posting. Anyway, the main reason I am posting at this time of night is:

A Retort to People Who Say God Doesn't Exist Because They Don't Believe in Him (I have heard them.)


Person Who Say God Doesn't Exist Because They Don't Believe in Him: God doesn't exist because I don't believe in him!

You: You don't exist because I don't believe in you.

Monday, January 26, 2009

A weird weird weird song

Hello everybody, did you miss me. (sound of everybody saying "no") Anyway, I am now going to tell (or type) you why I didn't add anything to this blog yesterday

Reason 1. I was at a place that doesn't have internet.
Reason 2. I was playing a fun game called Portal.
Reason 3. I was sleeping
or
Reason 4. All of the above

P.S It was reason 2
P.P.S the cake is a lie
P.P.P.S That's from Portal the game I was just talking (typing) about.

Friday, January 23, 2009

The Plot of The Lion the Witch and the Wardrobe.

Four children enter a magical world through a wardorobe and become kings and queens before returning to their own time. (The reason why this is all I'm writing is because I'm a bicycle.. (I'm too tired))

Wednesday, January 21, 2009

Hello and welcome from the not-enough-time-in-a-day planet where I never have enough time to work on this blog. Fortunately, I left that planet and am now adding to this blog. (or else I'm dreaming) Now I will official start The Narnia Newsletter. But first due to a lack of requests I will give you a random moral. "Elvis lives on, in our hearts, in his music, and in a trailer park in South Carolina. Anyway, here is (drum roll please) The Narnia Newsletter!!! The newsletter for all your new Narnia needs! (I love saying (or typing) that.)


Part 1: The Lion the Witch and the Wardrobe characters


Peter: The oldest and bravest of the four. gifts: A magic sword and shield

Susan: The second oldest and the most "adult like" of the children. gifts: A magic bow a magic horn and a magic quiver

Edmund: The traitor in the group who later repented (unless your watching a Narnia play in St. Albert where Maugrim is a cat Edmund gets a gift and a white stag runs through every scene) gifts: none

Lucy: The youngest and the first one to enter Narnia. Gifts: A dagger and a cordial

Aslan: The son of the Emperor Beyond the Sea, he was killed by the white witch and later brought back to life by the deeper magic. well that's all for tonight.