Friday, December 19, 2008

How Santa Really Knows

Just one more funny Christmas song for today. (I couldn't resist.)

How Santa Really Knows
(To the tune of "Santa Claus is Coming to town")
You'd better watch out,
You'd better not cry,
You'd better not pout;
I'm telling you why.
Santa Claus is tapping Your phone.

He's bugging your room,
He's reading your mail,
He's keeping a file
And running a tail.
Santa Claus is tapping Your phone.
He hears you in the bedroom,
Surveills you out of doors,
And if that doesn't get the goods,
Then he'll use provocateurs.
So--you mustn't assume
That you are secure.
On Christmas Eve
He'll kick in your door.
Santa Claus is tapping Your phone.

1 comment:

  1. Oh no! I better be more careful around Christmas time! And I thought that I was safe! Yikes! Oh well I will just put my Burgalar alarm and all that stuff on. I will catch the culprit!