How Santa Really Knows
(To the tune of "Santa Claus is Coming to town")
You'd better watch out,
You'd better not cry,
You'd better not pout;
I'm telling you why.
Santa Claus is tapping Your phone.
He's bugging your room,
He's reading your mail,
He's keeping a file
And running a tail.
Santa Claus is tapping Your phone.
He hears you in the bedroom,
Surveills you out of doors,
And if that doesn't get the goods,
Then he'll use provocateurs.
So--you mustn't assume
That you are secure.
On Christmas Eve
He'll kick in your door.
Santa Claus is tapping Your phone.
Oh no! I better be more careful around Christmas time! And I thought that I was safe! Yikes! Oh well I will just put my Burgalar alarm and all that stuff on. I will catch the culprit!
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